The OC Weekly Has Brought Me to Taqueria El Zamorano in 2024

 Taqueria El Zamorano

925 West Warner Ave. 

Santa Ana, Ca 92707

I miss the OC Weekly. From the time I started this blog until now, that free paper I'd pick up outside my local liquor store would give me plenty of tips about where I should be eating. OC Weekly had the best collection of food writers ever assembled in OC. While my other favorite source for OC restaurant news, Orange Coast Magazine, highlights more mainstream/well-known restaurants, the OC Weekly usually showcased out-of-the-way, hole-in-the-wall spots. These restaurants are ones I would never have heard about and placed on my restaurant wishlist, like Taqueria El Zamorano. 

My friend from work, George, is a big fan of this place. He's been coming to Taqueria El Zamorano for years and wanted to be here to share my first visit. El Zamorano opened its doors in 1997 and gained great praise from the people of Santa Ana for their tacos and burritos until a fire closed them down in 2005. They rose from the ashes (pun intended) in 2014 and are now one of the top-rated taquerias in Santa Ana. They opened another location in Costa Mesa six years ago, and a few years later, it was converted into a vegan taqueria. 

This original El Zamorano is near the corner of Warner and Flower Street in a blink, and you'll miss it spot.  The white building resembles someone's house, and it's set slightly back from the street, which adds to the aloofness of this restaurant. There are only five spaces in the cramped parking lot, so snagging one of the spots during lunchtime could get tricky. Be advised that they are only open from 8 til 4 pm and are closed on Mondays, so eating here for dinner is not an option. 

The menu starts with some breakfast items I have heard good things about. Then there are tacos, tortas, burritos, combo plates, quesadillas, and some starters. They have some nice video screens above their register that show their menu, but they have tape over most prices with the correct prices written on the tape. Most prices hover around the $10 mark, while tacos go between $3.50 and $3.99. We ordered rather quickly, and since we were the only ones here, we had the pick of any table we wanted while we waited for our food to arrive, which took less than five minutes. 

A few reviews ago, I mentioned my friend George and how he is the most basic eater I've known. No cilantro, onions, pico, or salsa on tacos. He's been coming to El Zamorano since childhood and still eats like one. Kidding, George, kind of. When we visited here together, he got the Asada Torta ($10.99). Typically, the tortas come with mayo, tomato, lettuce, onion, avocado, salsa, and beans. His torta came without onion, avocado, and salsa. He likes that they grill the telera roll to give it a little crunch, and the cubed asada had some excellent grill marks. I'd like to get a torta the next time I'm here, but I'd get the carnitas and ask for extra beans. He probably got the fries as a side item, as there was no mention of a side coming with this.  

Yes, six tacos might seem excessive, but I wanted to try as many of the meats as possible, and I was unsure of when the next time I would be here. It was a thing of beauty the way they fanned the tacos around the plate. From the one o'clock position on the plate, I tried the Birria ($3.50), Asada ($3.50), Carnitas ($3.50), Chorizo ($3.50), Pastor ($3.50), and Tripas ($3.99). There was not a bad one in the bunch. If I had to pick, my top three were the pastor, tripas, and carnitas. These meats shined, were flavorful, and went well with the provided onions, cilantro, and salsa. The tortillas are remarkable here. They were really soft, but they held the contents of the tacos admirably. They seemed handmade, but I wonder if they make them here. Taste like it, though. 

I ordered a Carnitas Burrito ($9.99) for dinner later. The burritos at El Zamorano come with beans, rice, cilantro, onion, and, of course, a choice of meat. I should have taken a picture of the burrito before I cut into it, but you'll have to trust me that it was approximately eight or nine inches long and had a good amount of girth. Unfortunately, there were some issues with it. Too much rice was included, pushing the carnitas and beans to the side. It's a decent burrito, but I expected more from this. 

The tacos at Taqueria El Zamorano are enough to get me to come back. They were some of the best I've had in a long time. I just wish this restaurant was more convenient. It is only open until 4 pm, closed on Sundays, and, as of recently, I learned they have switched to being cash only. It will take some planning, but I'll return here soon to try their breakfast burritos, chilaquiles, shrimp tacos, and hard-shelled potato tacos. I'm glad I had the foresight to write down this place that was recommended to me by the good folks at the OC Weekly all those years ago. My hope is fading that they will come back, but at least I still have some of their restaurant suggestions on my list to explore. 

Out of five cans of soup (because the city of Santa Ana was founded in 1869, the same year as the Campbell Soup Company came into existence, and they sell 440 million cans of soup a year), five being best to zero being worst, Taqueria El Zamorano gets 3 cans of soup.  

Taqueria El Zamorano does not have a website, but click here for their Yelp page: https://www.yelp.com/biz/taqueria-el-zamorano-santa-ana

Adding Renata to the List of Great Restaurants in Downtown Orange?

 Renata's Cafe Italiano

227 East Chapman Avenue 

Orange, CA 92866

Downtown Orange is the hottest spot for restaurants in OC right now. In the last year or so, a bunch of popular restaurants from other parts of the county have opened up here: Bosscat Kitchen, Finney's Crafthouse, Pandor Bakery, Urth Caffe, and Snooze, an A.M. Eatery, to name a few. These join the old stalwarts like Haven Craft Kitchen, Citrus City Grill, Smoqued BBQ, and my favorite, Gabbi's Mexican Kitchen. With so many great spots in a condensed area, it's easy to overlook a couple restaurants like the one we would be eating at tonight, Renata's Cafe Italiano. 

Okay, full disclosure. Renata's has been around for nearly 30 years, and I had just heard of it when I went through Yelp trying to find a place to eat with my parents. My bad, but in my defense, I rarely visit this part of the plaza district. There are a couple of government buildings, like the city hall, library, parks and rec offices, and a couple of tea rooms, but that's mostly it around here. Not anywhere I would ever really seek out. So, I was hoping Renata's would be a hidden gem. 

As I mentioned, they have been here for 30 years and have a three-and-a-half star rating on Yelp and over 300 reviews. Their menu is divided into starters, soups, salads, specialties of the house, pasta dishes, ravioli, and more substantial meals featuring steak and seafood offerings. Most entrees hover around the $20 price point, with the most expensive item on the menu being the filet mignon at $25. That's pretty reasonable at this point in time. 

We had no reservation when we showed up on a Friday evening at 6, but only a few people were eating here, and we got seated on their patio immediately. The patio was incredibly dark, warm, and stuffy, as the ceiling fans did little to make it cooler. This is something to note as we enter the warmer part of the year in the upcoming months. Our server greeted us promptly, and we ordered in quick succession. Here's how the evening went for us at Renata's. 

Instead of starting with one of the dozen starters that Renatas lists on their menu, we selected the Garlic Bread ($4.95) to start off with. The six pieces of bread came with plenty of garlic and butter and warmed just enough from under the broiler. This is not a knock on them because I love it, but this reminded me of the Lawry's garlic spread my mom put on French bread while we were growing up. I'm sure they used fresh garlic and added some herbs, but this made me sentimental for simpler times of my youth. 

Salads are not included with meals here, but a House Salad can be added for $1.99, while a Caesar Salad can be added for $3.99 with any entree. Again, this is very reasonable. The house salad comes with mixed greens, shredded carrots and red cabbage, sliced tomatoes and cucumbers, croutons, and a choice of dressing. Katie selected the balsamic vinaigrette and was pleased with her choice. She liked the freshness of the salad but admitted this was a pretty basic salad. 

I can not resist a Caesar, and this one was satisfying. The dressing was liberally applied to each piece of romaine, so it was a balanced salad. I also enjoyed that they added a decent amount of parmesan cheese to the top of this salad. A few more croutons than the four I was given and a tad less tanginess to the Caesar dressing would have made this even better. 

It's definitely not the most picturesque dish ever, but my dad was pleased with this Cannelloni di Carne ($15.95). The rolled pasta was filled with meat and topped with a bit of cheese, then baked in a white creamy sauce. My dad is not very forthcoming with letting me try his food, so I'm unsure what meat was included here and if the sauce was alfredo or another white sauce. He finished this plate rather quickly, which has not happened lately. Even with his diminished appetite, he sang this cannelloni's prices to me the next day in an email. 

This colorful plate came to our table and was sat in front of Katie. She was impressed with this Tortellini alla Panna ($16.95). The tri-colored tortellini pasta was nicely cooked, and the mushroom cream sauce was a nice compliment. She liked the lightness, as she thought the sauce would be heavier than it actually was. She'd get this again. 

I am a big fan of saltimbocca and decided to try it here at Renata's. The Chicken Saltimbocca alla Romana was layered with prosciutto, sage, cheese, and a marsala wine sauce.  I was less than thrilled with this. The chicken was not tender, the cheese and prosciutto did not stand out, and the marsala sauce was too thin and watery. The veggies were bland, and this dish's best part was the spaghetti marinara side. I went home disappointed. 

It's no mystery what my mom is having in an Italian restaurant when Arrabbiata ($14.95) is on the menu. It's weird to me that she is not a fan of other spicy foods, except for Arrabbiata. This version at Renata's was indeed spicy. She got to choose the kind of pasta she wanted with this, and she went with capellini, which allowed the sauce to cling to it well. It was a big enough serving that my mom took home half of it for my dad's lunch the next day.  

Okay, everyone except myself really liked what they had at Renata's. Maybe I got the wrong thing, or I've had some excellent Italian food recently, clouding my judgment about this place. I just wasn't impressed with Renata's. Looking back over the notes I took after this evening, I was even harsher about my experience than I am writing this review a few months later. Since everyone else enjoyed their meals, I decided to scale back my disdain for this restaurant. It's okay Italian food, the prices are very reasonable, and the service was adequate. It's not a glowing review, and I'm sure you will not be surprised that Renata's will not make it onto my list of great restaurants in Downtown Orange. 

Out of five Swatch watches (because this famous watch brand from the 80s is still around and all of their watch batteries are made by another Swiss company named Renata), five being best to zero being worst, Renata's Cafe Italiano gets 2.5 Swatch watches. 

For more information about Renata's Cafe Italiano, head to their website by clicking here: https://www.renatascafe.com/ 

Porking Out at Carnitas Uruapan

Carnitas Uruapan

2106 West 5th Street 

Santa Ana, CA 92703

I always like it when we get new people at work. One reason is that I have been there for almost 36 years now, and any chance to change things is welcome at this point. Another reason is that there's a chance that this new person will become a friend, and we can bond over food. That happened when George showed up to replace our outgoing meat manager. We instantly connected with food; even better, he wanted to share one of his favorite places with me, Carnitas Uruapan in Santa Ana. 

George and I met here at 9 a.m. on a Thursday. He likes to get here early to beat the rush, which is fine with me. It's situated in a mixed residential and industrial area west of Downtown. They have a small parking lot, which fills up quickly during peak meal times. I avoided it and parked on the street in front of the small, red and white painted restaurant. 

Since the pandemic four years ago, there's been no seating inside the restaurant. They use the empty space now to snake the line. We were early enough to be able to walk right up to the case above. The guy behind the counter was slicing and dicing the pork and separating it into sections. He also packages it, and another lady makes the tacos, burritos, tortas, and combo plates. You then move to the register, where you get your drinks, pay, and pick up your food. Your last stop is the salsa bar, which should be ignored. Some delicious salsa here, maybe even the best I've had in years. They offer green, orange, and red salsa. The orange was spicy but oh-so-good.  Unfortunately, I was so excited to eat I failed to take a picture of the salsas, so you'll just have to take my word for it. 

The menu here features lamb, goat, and different kinds of beef, but most people focus on what they are known for, the carnitas. Most restaurants only list carnitas on their menus, and they make it using only pork shoulder. Carnitas Uruapan uses the whole pig to make their carnitas; different types are available. They have maciza, which is just white meat; there's also surtida, which is a mixture of all parts of the pig, and then you also can have pork rib meat and chicharon, which is deep-fried pork skin. The menu is not in English, so it's best to view their menu online and note what you want to order before showing up and slowing down the line. That's what I did, and the ordering process went smoothly. We grabbed our food and headed to the covered patio at the back of their parking lot. 

One thing I learned about George on this particular outing is that he is one of the most vanilla eaters I have ever encountered. He likes everything as plain as you can get it. At Carnitas Uruapan, he'd get the Tacos Maciza ($2.90 for each taco) without cilantro, onion, or salsa. If he's feeling a bit wild, he might squeeze some lime on them, which he did not do while I was with him. He even picked out some more fatty pieces, which I was happy to take off his hands. He's always eaten this way since he was a kid. Some people grow out of it, but some, like George, don't. No judgment; he knows what he likes. It's best to move on.   

Okay, here are the first two of my four tacos: the Costilla Taco ($3.75) and the Birria de Chivo Taco ($3.25). Both were excellent. The Costilla taco is made of rib meat, which is flavorful and rich. I don't know what they flavor it with, but with the cilantro and onion added, this was a winning taco, and I wished I had ordered an extra one. The birria at Carnitas Uruapan is not the Americanized version, which utilizes beef, but instead, it opts for the more traditional meat from a goat. Sometimes goat meat can be gamey and tough, but this was delicious. If you didn't know this was goat, you'd assume it was beef due to its seasoning and tenderness. I used the salsa sparingly with these two tacos because these tacos did not really need it. You don't see these unique tacos at your neighborhood taqueria often, but I'll be looking for them from now on. 

I ordered the same Maciza Taco ($2.90) that George had, but I had them dress it with onions and cilantro. I took my first bite with no salsa, which was boring. The white meat was bland and somewhat dry. The taco was saved when I added the delicious orange salsa to it, which woke this taco up. The Taco Surtido is a mixture of all parts of the pig and has a tremendous amount of textural variation, which I found pleasing. If you are squeamish and inspect everything on your fork, you might want to stay with the white meat carnitas taco. I liked the pieces of fat and skin mingling with some white meat. It was a little greasier than the maciza, which added to the flavor profile. I liked it so much that I got it in the combo meal below. 

As you can see in this picture, they do use all parts of the pig. This Surtida Combo Meal ($10.25) was jam-packed into the container. I ate this over a two-day period. It came with some very good corn tortillas, beans, and rice. The beans and rice were good but overshadowed by the pork, which made for excellent tacos. I'd also suggest the costilla (rib meat) as another great option for a combo meal. 

Carnitas Uruapan is truly an authentic Mexican spot, serving carnitas as I assume that they do in Michoachan. I'm ashamed to admit that this was my first time having truly authentic carnitas. Most restaurants in OC do not make them using the whole pig, which I understand is only for some, including my friend George, who introduced me to this spot. There's room for both styles of carnitas, and I will continue eating both. Since this was my first time having authentic carnitas, I have nothing else to compare these to, but if you know of a place that you feel has superior carnitas, let me know where I should go next. 

Out of five avocados (because the city of Uruapan is the center of Mexico's growing region for avocados), five being best to zero being worst, Carnitas Uruapan gets 3.5 avocados. 
 

For more information about Carnitas Uruapan, head to their website by clicking here: https://www.carnitasuruapan.com/

Hoping Baekjeong Can Break Our Korean BBQ Curse

 Baekjeong Korean Barbecue

14160 Culver Dr. 

Irvine, CA 92604

I long for simpler times when my nieces were younger. I used to take them to Toys R Us for their birthdays and let them spend $50 as they wished. They were pumped and felt they could have almost anything they wanted in the store. It also gave us time to bond. As they grew older, they put together a wishlist on Amazon, and Katie buys them what they want and sends it to them. This year, we let them pick any restaurant they would like, and we treated them. Gracie chose Baekjeong Korean Barbecue in Irvine when it was her birthday. 

I have only had Korean barbecue a handful of times and have never been excited about it. I'm not that fond of restaurants where you have to cook your own food or they cook in front of you. The portion sizes at these kinds of restaurants, whether it's a fondue, teppanyaki, hot pot, or Korean BBQ, are very skimpy, and you are mainly paying for the experience, and the food often takes a back seat. 

The last time we had KBBQ was for Gracie's previous birthday. We tried Gen in Chino Hills, which is the most popular of all the Korean barbecue spots, mainly because they have the most locations, and almost everyone has been there. My experience at Gen was anything but glowing. I found the meat to be subpar, the service was severely lacking, and even though the price for the AYCE was very reasonable at just less than $30 per person, I left feeling let down by yet another KBBQ restaurant. 

So when Gracie suggested Baekjeong as her birthday dinner selection, I was less than thrilled. Still, my love for my niece prevailed, and we showed up at the restaurant on Sunday afternoon just before 4 p.m., hoping to avoid the dinner rush. Our plan worked, as we only had about a twenty-minute wait, which is far shorter than the wait times I've heard of during weekends when waiting times of an hour and more are not uncommon. 

Baekjeong is part of a chain of KBBQ restaurants. It opened in Los Angeles in 2012, and 12 years later, it has eight locations on the West Coast and more in other parts of the US. OC is also home to one other location in Buena Park. This Irvine location has been operating since 2017 and has amassed an impressive four-and-a-half star rating on Yelp, with well over 4,000 reviews. According to Yelp, this is one of OC's highest-rated restaurants.  

When we walked into Baekjeong, I noticed some significant differences from other Korean barbecue restaurants. They don't have an AYCE option, as everything here is a la carte. This restaurant is also much more open, with natural light pouring through the windows and plenty of lighting fixtures hanging from the ceiling. This contrasts with the other Korean spots I have been to that are trying to achieve a more nightclub kind of feel. The most significant difference here is that you have someone who cooks what you order for you at the table. This helps eliminate the guesswork of wondering if something is done or needs to stay on the grill longer. Let's see if Baekjeong will help lead me to liking Korean barbecue. 

One similar thing at Baekjeong is that they presented you with banchan before you even ordered your meal. Most people probably think of these little bowls of food as appetizers, but they are more like snacks eaten before and during your meal, mainly to break up the meat-heavy meal you will enjoy. I could be better versed in what a lot of these were here. I know the basics, like Kimchee, but I need help with the rest. I won't try to fake you out, thinking I know what I'm talking about.  Most were pickled or had a little spice to them. Be bold about asking for more of one you particularly like because they offer free refills.  

Now, the main reason most people visit Baekjeong is the meat. We let the birthday girl, Gracie, order what she wanted. We had two rounds of the Marinated Short Rib ($49), Thinly Sliced Brisket ($37), and Boneless Short Rib ($56). Our final bill would have been cheaper if we had gotten a combo meal instead of getting all of these separately. Live and learn, but at least Gracie was happy. 

Instantly, I could tell this was way higher-quality beef than we had at the other Korean barbecue restaurants we had visited. Maybe it was because our server cooked it for us, and she asked how we liked our beef and cued us to take it from the grill when it was to our desired doneness. The meat was flavorful, especially the marinated short rib, which we could not get enough of. Make sure to take a break from all that meat to sample the cheese-corn and egg that cooks alongside the outer ring of the grill. I ended up making a delicious omelet with it. 

Katie needed a break from all the meat because she ordered these Fried Dumplings ($14). I had one of these, but with all the meat I had, I only remember a little about what was inside. It was fried well and lacked any greasiness. It was an excellent plan to deviate from all the meat, but this may have been better at the start of our meal. 

This is not the most in-depth review I've ever done, but I was not even sure I would review Baekjeong because Korean BBQ places let me down so many times. This place restored my faith in Korean barbecue. The meat was higher quality than the AYCE places, and having someone cook for you was a game changer. Of course, the tradeoff is that eating here is more expensive, but our niece Gracie is worth it. I'm just hoping next year, she wants pizza or maybe my famous meatloaf. Fingers crossed.  

Out of five bone saws (because the name of this restaurant translates to butcher in English, and butchers use bone saws to prepare meat), five being best to zero being worst, Baekjeong Korean Barbecue gets 3.5 bone saws. 

For more information about Baekjeong Korean Barbecue, head to their website by clicking here: https://www.baekjeongkbbq.com/

Flying into Another Hockey Season at Green Cheek Beer Co.

 Green Cheek Beer Co.

2957 Randolph Ave. Unit B

Costa Mesa, CA 92626

It's that time again, the time of year when we pick our Ducks tickets. We split the 41 home games with my parents and our good friend Steve. Usually, the upcoming hockey season is a time for optimism, but our beloved Ducks have been in rebuilding mode for the last five years and have failed to make the playoffs all of those years. They have good young players, but it's still anyone's guess whether they will meld well together and transform into a Stanley Cup-caliber team. Time will tell, but I was less hopeful than I have been. 

When we pick our tickets, I like to choose a place in the middle of where we all live. That puts us in the Huntington Beach or Costa Mesa area. I also want to pick a place where I have never been, and they must serve beer because Steve and I like to imbibe with a few drinks as we choose the games we want to see and catch up with each other's lives over the preceding year. This year, I picked Green Cheek Beer Co. as the meeting place for our ticket swap. 

I had not heard of Green Cheek until my Yelp search led me to its existence. My craft beer game is less strong than my restaurant game, as I usually like to eat my calories rather than drink them. Green Cheek must be doing something right, as they now have four locations (Orange, Sunset Beach, Oceanside, and this one in Costa Mesa) in just seven years of existence. They produce beers, lagers, stouts, and seltzers and have won numerous awards here and abroad. All of their locations have a rating of four stars and above on Yelp, so I was excited to experience what they were all about. 

We arrived at Green Cheek on a Sunday just before 3pm. The place was packed, but there was ample seating in the room adjacent to where you order both food and drinks from the people behind the bar. The weather was perfect for outside dining, so we grabbed a picnic table on their partially covered patio in the back of their space. The crowd was friendly and relaxed, enjoying the last few minutes of their Sunday Funday activities before the realities of the looming workweek invaded their minds. 

The menu at Green Cheek is small, but the staple items are here; a trio of starters, burgers, and chicken sandwiches. They also have about a third of their menu dedicated to plant-based items. Nothing on their food menu is priced above $18, which is a nice change of pace when considering that a typical combo meal at your favorite fast food spot is going for just a dollar or two less. Before picking the Ducks games we would suffer through this year, we ordered food and waited for our buzzer to spring to life. Here's how it all came out for us. 

I've been on a real tater-tot kick lately. Wherever I've eaten lately, I've ordered these tiny little barrels of fried potato. At Green Cheek, we started with their Cheeky Style Tots ($10). This is also available with fries, but I like the crunch of the tot a lot better. Tots are also a lot easier to eat with a group of people. This is their version of animal-style fries, but it's way better than what you can get at In-N-Out. For one thing, bacon is added here, and the grilled onions are in bigger chunks, so they are more pronounced. I'm not usually a fan of cheese sauces, but this one was unobtrusive and went well with the other items on the tray. The tater tots held their crunch way longer than any french fry would have. 

Katie is usually a casual bystander while picking our hockey tickets, only occasionally reminding me that I shouldn't choose a particular game because we have a previous commitment that would conflict with going to a hockey game. My little social coordinator selected the Grilled Chicken Club ($16) for her meal. From where I was sitting, this was a good-looking chicken sandwich. It came with herby lemon mayo, thick-cut bacon, lettuce, tomato, and Swiss cheese on a brioche bun. She also added avocado for an additional charge, but I did not note how much extra it was. Katie liked the freshness of everything involved here but thought the sandwich was missing something. The chicken itself was moist and seasoned well. The avocado and bacon were on point, but the lemon mayo did not shine here. It was too mellow and did not stand out. The fries were nicely done, with a light and crunchy breading. They went well with the provided ranch dressing. 

Smash burgers are all the rage right now, even appearing at fast food joints, but Green Cheek was doing them when they opened 7 years ago. Trendsetters apparently. I've mentioned many times on this blog how my parents are not big eaters, and that was evident again at Green Cheek when they split the Burger For the Kiddos ($9). This single three-ounce beef patty came with just American cheese on a potato bun and a small serving of fries. My parents were quiet this early evening, so I only really got their reaction to this burger and fries when I asked them a week later. My dad claimed he liked the burger but had to get some ketchup packets at the condiment stand set up outside to put on the burger. I bit my tongue so I wouldn't say that's probably why you shouldn't order a kid's burger, but I held it in. 

I, of course, went for an adult burger. The Classic Double Smash Burger ($14) comes with six ounces of beef, sliced American cheese, grilled onions, and burger sauce. I liked this burger, but it did have a few flaws. The bun was squished and did not hold its form very well while I ate my burger. The inside of the bigger was enjoyable but would have been better with more of their burger sauce, which they applied sparingly. The beef, cheese, and bacon ratio were excellent. Asking for an extra side of the burger sauce will be my priority the next time I'm here. 

Ultimately, Green Cheek Beer Co. was a great place for us to meet. The atmosphere was nice and relaxed, the food was good, and getting together with my parents and Steve was also excellent. They were very affordable, which you can only say about a few spots these days. On my next visit, I'd like to return and try their wings or the buffalo chicken sandwich. I hope the Duck's season goes better than I imagined, but since I'm writing this well into hockey season, I know it will be challenging for our local hockey team. 

Out of five soccer balls (because green cheek parakeets are found in the wild in Bolivia, Argentina, Paraguay, and Brazil, all of these countries are rabid about soccer), five being best to zero being worst, Green Cheek Beer Co. gets 3 soccer balls. 

For more information about Green Cheek Beer Co., head to their website by clicking here: https://greencheekbeer.com/#home